Adult Jokes

Sardar ne apnay bete ko hand practice karte dekha

Sardar ne apnay bete ko hand practice karte dekha

  Sardar ne apnay bete ko hand practice karte dekha aur us ki jaldi se shadi kar di. Kuch din guzre to sardar ne bete se poocha “Sunao ab to mazay se ho na” ? Beta : Kya khaak mazay se hoon us ka hath to panch minute main he thak jata hai.

Darling ab tum badal gai ho :(

Darling ab tum badal gai ho :(

  Ladki : Darling ab tum badal gai ho Ladka : Woh kis tarhan ? Ladki : Ab jab main kiss kadti hun to tum ankhain band nahin karte Ladka : Kaminee Pichli bar ankhain band kin thin aur mere purse se Rs. 1000 ghayeb ho gai the.

Pehla maheena kon sa hai ?

Pehla maheena kon sa hai ?

Teacher ladki se : Pehla maheena kon sa hai ? Ladki : January ka Teacher : Dosra maheena kon sa hai ? Ladki : Feburary ka Teacher : Daswan (10th) maheena kon sa hai ? Ladki : Delivery ka

Zara ye bra ki hook to laga dain

Zara ye bra ki hook to laga dain

Patni : Zara ye bra ki hook to laga dain. Pati : Is ke badlay char kisses dena hon gin. Patni : Rehne do g padosi se free lagwa leti hoon aur wo to hath dal ke set bi kar deta hai.

Raat Ko Sex

Raat Ko Sex

Mata Pita Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey Achanak Hi Bache Ki Ankh Khul Gaye Dad: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kiya?”Beta: Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chud Rahi Ho To Bache Ko Kese Neend Aayegi

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